Hai:). My name's Bertha Gurtha. I'm a 544-pound obese woman who lives in a oversized cardboard box in Ohio. I own a convertable just to feel the soft breeze on my sexy stretch marks. I also like SHORT walks on the beach..I mean come on, I'm obese, what do you expect. And I like shoving other fat kids in my rolls when their parents aren't looking, just to maintain my sexy curvature :P So if you wanna get with this giant sexy beast, be prepared to have your heart broken, cause I'm too good fo you :)
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lordoftheinternet:

you know what’s adorable?

cat feet

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look at them

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aww little toes

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kitties

(via tehfunniest)

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novemberrain93:

boundedbyrealityy:

People send their kids to school, kids get shot. 

People watch batman, they get shot.

People run marathons for charity, they get bombed. 

Where is the innocence in the world, is there even good left in us?

Teacher sacrifices her life to save children.


Hollywood cancels premiere and Christian Bale goes to honor victims. 


People rush to donate their own blood to help out. 


Of course there’s bad in the world, but it doesn’t necessarily outweigh the good.  

(via 3am-summernight)

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death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: suddenlygif, via aiyomikeo)

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rapewhistled:

laughingsquid:

The New York Times mapped out the site of the Boston Marathon explosions

spread this too before the media is told to change their story to fit possible gov propaganda

rapewhistled:

laughingsquid:

The New York Times mapped out the site of the Boston Marathon explosions

spread this too before the media is told to change their story to fit possible gov propaganda

(Source: digg, via sweetcconway)

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portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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lunarianpyrate:

most-awkward-moments:

This is beyond awesome. 

um…i kinda love timon

(Source: vanthu, via biggiesmallslazyeye)

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cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

(Source: bonnieandclydes, via biggiesmallslazyeye)

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wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

(via sugar-pet)

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ouch, my childhood burns

(Source: mmmmnope, via penishole)

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super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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(via zackisontumblr)

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timothydelaghetto:

ajvbrdn:

kindof-interesting:

Photographer’s girlfriend leads him around the world

Man I love this so much.

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